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Top 10 Spooky Signs You Live & Breathe Search

  1. You Google “Halloween” just for the hell of it, curious as to who comes up.
  2. You are no longer creeped out by spiders because you talk about them all day and are constantly trying to figure out what they are looking for.
  3. You can’t wait to post a photo blog showcasing your company’s office costume party.
  4. You’re looking forward to the discussion over lunch about the “decorations” posted by Google and Yahoo on Friday.
  5. The skeletons in your closet are wearing Google t-shirts, throwing around a Yahoo football and eating cookies sent by MSN.

  6. Your Halloween “loot” (a.k.a. candy) is sorted by size and in order which you will eat them, the king size Snickers bar from Google, the Miniature Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups from Yahoo! and the penny candies from ABC Search.
  7. You base your holiday mood on algorithm updates.
  8. You’ve decided to expand the Ad Sense network by dressing up as a content network ad for the office party.
  9. Your idea of a fun Halloween game is a search and find on Google.
  10. You give each of your fellow employees a quality score for their costume based on the number of times you’ve seen them and how relevant they are to your costume.

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